I will write opening messages for online dating profiles for $8

OK, so your online dating profile is done, your photos are up, and now you are faced with the ever intimidating task of writing the dreaded OPENING MESSAGE. 

Or, you know, you could just have me do it for you. 

For $8: I will write 3 customized opening messages for three profiles of your choice. 

For an additional $7: I will analyze two of your failed opening messages in order to see what went wrong!

For an additional $7: I will review two of you your failed conversations, providing you with advice on how you can prevent this from reoccurring in the future

Want additional messages? Order Extras!